the CDC's like "how could covid cases be RISING?! all we did was tell the dumbest, most selfish population in the history of the world that they didn't need masks if they got vaccinated, entirely on the honor system"
the horse really is in the hospital now
Anonymous asked
Wrestling is fake
You really think someone would do that? Just go out there in swim trunks and lie?
my thoughts are like a clearance sale
once it's gone it's gone
not once did it cross my mind that gru from despicable me was Russian i just thought he was fucked up
sorry for having a huge cock and correct opinions on everything. as if it’s my fault.
blacklipsticktubes
happy 4/20 there’s still black men in jail serving unnecessary jail sentences for marijuana possession
Honestly it didn’t make me truly laugh until Darth Vader came tootling tooting out and then I lost it.
WHAT IS THIS OH MY GOD
I swear if you don’t unmute this I’m going to be really upset
KEVIN!!!!
That’s her Uber
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